Easter

I killed the easter bunny and took all of his eggs. I ate them while all the little children were watching with tear filled eyes. Then I jumped on my broom and flew to Blåkulla (Blue virgin), where I danced with the devil and celebrated in a heathen way, because that is what we do over easter here in Sweden. I have some funny pictures of my easter that I will upload and share with you. Once I can be bothered to upload them that is.

Now, I am absolutely in love with this song. I demand you listen to it, or you will share the fate of the easter  bunny.

♥♥♥
"We are the ones you should be fearing,
come in the night and take your teeth away.
Now sew up your mouth, and go to sleep, cause
we'll be there soon, to break your heart and spite your face."

♥♥♥

Going metal

Since I listened to Pain I got the urge to listen to good 'ol Hypocrisy. And so must all of you, or feel my wrath!

This is one of their best songs ever in my opinion.

Pain

Watched the new video by Pain this morning and it made me giggle. The drummer has almost as bad temper as me. The song isn't the best I've heard but it's alright. Peter Tätgren is an awesome musician but I think I do prefer Hypocrisy over Pain.

The real creation

I was reminded of this video today, and I must share it. This is what really happened.

Another thing about spring...

Not only does my title rhyme (yes, I'm really talented like that), but, I thought of something that I don't like about the season. Dogs shedding hair. There's dog hair everywhere! And no matter how many times you brush them, they still keep shedding tons and tons. I have considered shaving them a few times, but I'm not sure they would like the idea as much as me. And I'm considerate like that, I care about my dogs opinions! (Yes, I am not only a  crazy cat lady, I am also a crazy dog lady.) Perhaps I should gather all the dog hair, and send it to someone that make yarn out of it and knit something fashionable. How about a poncho made out of dog hair?!
Perhaps I could get rich, selling high quality dog hair! :P






On a side note. I miss my friend, and if you read this, I'm sorry for being a bitch. I blame it all on PMS! So please come back now. I saw a funny add when I looked at my blog earlier. And even though the add is in swedish, I of course read it in english at first... And I think you know why it reminded me of you. ;P

And we all know it's true!

Double entry ftw...

...See, now that's how ill I am. I got no control of my own actions!

Spring

Spring is here, if anyone might have missed that. Spring is one of the seasons I really like. It makes me happy, full of energy and wanting to do everything. Take long walks with my dogs, tidy the yard, clean the house etc.

The weather has been lovely this weekend, clear blue sky, sunshine and I've been lying in bed with a cold from hell! My eyes and nose are rinning constantly and I have a mountain of tissues lying around. My throat is so sore, I've lost my voice. I cough so bad I think my lungs were about to leave me at one point, and my abs feel as if they've been to the gym doing an excessive amount of crunches. I feel so terribly, terribly sorry for myself. And I'm quite sure that no one is as miserable as I am when I'm sick. Poor, poor me!